The Fighting Snare Line
Hometown: HogwartsMajor/Year: Feminist and Gender Studies, 2027
Instrument: Snare
Previously Known As: "White Girl Shit"
AITA for Not Liking Doja Cat?
So, I (17 M) found myself in a musical showdown recently and let it slip that Doja Cat's tunes aren't exactly my cup of tea. Now, I'm wondering if I've stirred up more drama than necessary.
In the midst of a heated music chat, I casually dropped that Doja Cat's style doesn't hit the right notes for me. Well, let's just say it was met with some raised eyebrows and a hint of shade.
My friends, the devout Doja fans they are, weren't having it. They argued that I might be missing out on the whole vibe, claiming she's a musical goddess. While I respect their love for her, I can't help but think, isn't music all about personal taste?
Looking back, I'm wondering if I could have added a sprinkle of diplomacy to my opinion. Is it possible I rained on their Doja Cat parade a little too hard?
So, Reddit, AITA for not hopping on the Doja Cat bandwagon? I'm open to considering if there's a sassier yet classier way to drop my musical truth bombs without ruffling too many feathers.
Hometown: the chip aisle at Walmart Major/Year: Poetry, 2028
Instrument: Snare
Beneath a spreading chestnut tree, the Cornell smithy stands. The smith, a mighty man is he, with large and sinewy hands.
Beneath that clocktower scaffolding, this budding Frenchman sways. Birds in the trees, flowers and the bees, he befits these golden days.
Beneath the daffodils of spring, the smithy's comrades lie. They live, they laugh, they learn, they listen. 'Round him, they're never shy.
Beneath that loving wing of his, within his inner sphere, He's the best damn smith you'll ever meet. He's bright, kind, and sincere.
Hometown: Rochelle’s HouseMajor/Year: Choreographed Dance, 2028
Instrument: Snare
Hey guys! I thought I would share this recipe with you: It’s one of my favorites! I make it pretty often when I come over to hang out, and people are always asking, so here it is! Share it with your family!
Kir’s Famous Cucumber Salad!
- 6 Persian Cucumbers, chilled and thinly sliced
- 4 Tablespoons Low Sodium Soy Sauce
- 3 Teaspoons Sprite (boiled)
- 4 Tablespoons Toasted Sesame Oil
- 2.5g Placenta (It’s ok if it’s not human — use whatever you have on hand! :))*
- 2 Teaspoons MSG
- 1-2 Garlic Cloves, minced
- 2 Teaspoons Blood of The Innocent (It’s honestly been hard to find since the national blood shortage, so I just ask Anand if he has any scabs for me to pick, and that usually does the trick!)
- 1 Tablespoon Rice Vinegar
- 2x2 inch piece of paper with your first and last name written in red ink (set aflame in a silver bowl, ashes collected and mixed with Avocado Oil to form a Thick and Viscous Black Paste.)
- 3x3 inch piece of paper with MY name (Kir Kraus) written with a paintbrush using the Paste from the previous step (shredded into small but sharp pieces using your finest blades.)
- Sesame Seeds
- Splash of Gurt
- Love
Combine all of the ingredients in a Tupperware, put the lid on, and shake! You can leave it in the fridge to marinate for a couple hours too, it really gets the flavors incorporated deeeep into those cukes. Don’t leave it uncovered too long though, we don’t want that Fresh blood oxidizing on us! I hope you try my recipe soon — It’s Life-Changing! Share it with your family!
*Recipe is no longer Vegan if using a substitute for Genuine Human Meat*