We are the only real skin-bangin', cymbal-crashin', overhand-bass-drum-beatin', bell-dingin', pit-bangin', world-class-drum-twirlin', poker-playin', self-stylin', band-tempo-leadin', Pinball-head-bangin', stick-flippin', hockey-playin', music-sheet-ignorin', rhythm-fakin', sign-makin', pep-band-boycottin', Chinese-Buffetin', precision-marchin', stair-marchin', cadence-double-timin', Columbia-Band-outnumberin', drum-stick-burninatin', no-sandal-wearin', smash-brotherin', Gaspar-electin', push-up-contestin', mustard-yellow-hat-wearin', Hot-Truckin', wing-orderin', ninja-swarmin', crumpets-chargin', karaoke-singin', Yoohoo-swillin', volleyball-dominatin', pirate-appreciatin', holepunch-chantin', Funky-Townin', fire-alarm-pullin', Cake-Poppin', Crab-Ravin' percussion section in the Ivy League!