Oliver ""I've got an ass for band uniforms"" Matte
Hometown: Tycho, The Moon
Major/Year: Piracy 2023
Instrument: Tenors
Previously Known As: ""Nugs before Hoes"", "Thought The Buttflap Was For Intercourse"
Bio: O-L-I-V-E-R
I am an Oliver
O-L-I-V-E-R
I am an Oliver
A T-O-U G-H-Man
I’m such a tough man
Hitting on those drums, what?
I’m in the quad clan

Yo man, why are you starin’ at me?
You know I’m the coolest, I’m a lit bandie
The drumline’s my family and Cornell’s my home
Come on, dude leave me alone
At first we thought of playing with the whole band
Then we’re out here and looking oh so grand
While you guys there are sounding really bland
Yo get back to the stands

O-L-I-V-E-R
I am an Oliver
O-L-I-V-E-R
I am an Oliver
A T-O-U G-H-Man
I’m such a tough man
Hitting on those drums, what?
I’m in the quad clan

Hey, Oliver
Dude, you’re so terrific
An Oliver
That’s what you are, ha
High, calibur
You are in time, I know it
An Oliver,
That’s what you are, ha